1. 12:08 16th May 2023

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    Reblogged from bluemandycat

    lizardsister:

    lizardsister:

    lizardsister:

    if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they’d do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

    oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

    austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind

     
  2. 12:04

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    Reblogged from evilwizard

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    evilwizard:
“just another day at the Mimic Cafe
”

    evilwizard:

    just another day at the Mimic Cafe

     
  3. raspberrysgod:

    when jeanette winterson wrote “i want to be able to call you. i want to able to knock on your door. i want to able to keep your key and give you mine. i want there to be no gossip. i want to make supper with you. i want to go shopping with you. i want to know noting can come between us expect each other.” and when franz kafka wrote “you clam you haven’t done enough nice things for me, but is there anything nicer, any greater honor you can show me than simply being with me and allowing me to sit in front of you” and when james schuyler said “not to be in love with you i can’t remember what it was like it must’ve been lousy” and when caitlyn siehl “You are making breakfast in every dream that I have of you. You are in the kitchen, your soft middle pressed up against the cold marble countertops like a vision too beautiful for the magazines, sprinkling dark chocolate chips over pancakes. I think for a brief second that I am dreaming inside of my dream, that I had to make you up twice, just to get it right. You, brushing your dark hair out of your face, smearing batter across your cheeks. You have come and made my dreams smaller, narrower. Filled them with sugar and your body humming in the same room as mine. I dream, now, of a normal life with you. A life where breakfast lasts until the sun goes down, until I have finished gazing at you from across the table, flour dried to your forehead like a kiss.” and when sanna wani wrote “I want to eat fruit the same way you eat fruit with your lips not your teeth tongues stained with juice when I smile I want you to smile back wipe the corner of my mouth with your thumb kiss me kiss your thumb show me how fruit tastes in your mouth just a touch different from how it tastes in mine” and when daniel walsh said “I crave the simplest love of you with you. a cold night, warm sheets, and your skin against my own. certainly, that is all I could ever ask for.” and edna st. vincent millay wrote “I am going to make you love me. sweetheart, what I mean is: I want to sit on the edge of your bed while you have your breakfast - i want to laugh with you, be incredibly silly, be incredibly happy, be like children, and I want to kiss you more than anything in the world.”

     
  4. 11:24

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    Reblogged from rikki-tiki-tavi

    capricorn-born:

    classycookiexo:

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    Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

     
  5. 11:24

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    Reblogged from dat-soldier

    coughloop:

    latinotiktok:

    could you imagine being so small you dont even know whats happening

     
  6. 11:20

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    Reblogged from pocket-deer-boy

    official-kircheis:

    official-kircheis:

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    @pabloernesto said:

    I don’t get it :(

    every browser except firefox runs on chromium. they are just chrome reskins. firefox is the only good browser. install firefox

     
  7. 11:20

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    Reblogged from taylienthealien

    rhube:

    memewhore:

    This video is so much better than it looks like it’ll be.

     
  8. 10:34

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  9. 10:08

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    Reblogged from dat-soldier

    toyfriskman:

    batsarebetterthanpeople:

    Think about how much you love the little gay people in your phone. It’s nice right?

    You are the little gay person in someone else’s phone. Peace and love ect.

    im also a little gay person in someones phone?

     
  10. 00:24

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    Reblogged from otakusapien

    the-amber-droid-dreams:

    harperhug:

    bananonbinary:

    bananonbinary:

    bananonbinary:

    bananonbinary:

    i will never forgive the internet for what it did to the word “mansplain”

    mansplaining is a very specific phenomonon wherein a man who is NOT qualified to talk about a topic assumed he knows better than other people who ARE qualified, purely because of sexism.

    sharing a fun fact you learned isnt mansplaining. infodumping isnt mansplaining. adding your relevant personal experience to a discussion isn’t mansplaining, (as long as you remain respectful of others’ experiences as well, but that’s always true). correcting someone who is objectively wrong and spreading misinformation REALLY isn’t mansplaining.

    stop telling men that all of their interests and attempts at socializing are insulting and unwanted, your gender essentialism is showing.

    people in my REAL LIFE i have had to convince i like to hear them talk, really:

    • trans men talking about their oppression
    • trans women talking about their oppression
    • autistic men infodumping
    • perfectly kind cis men who are answering a question i literally asked, or getting passionate about one of their interests

    people who AREN’T self-conscious about this:

    • men who actually fucking mansplain, oh my god the whole POINT is that they dont care about other people’s thoughts, why do you think whatever this fucking campaign is would bother them

    this is making the rounds again and the amount of people in the notes accusing me of being a man is hilarious. like no i just dont like being mean to people and alienating my friends, sorry.

    I would like to add men of colour talking about their oppression.

    [Plain text: I would like to add men of colour talking about their oppression.]